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Vinod
2007-06-27 20:29:23 UTC
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I picked it up from internet.

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.

"Because I'm not an atheist."

Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"

"I'm a Christian."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.

"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.

"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"

She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-27 21:09:27 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:29:23 -0500, "Vinod" <***@jasminecorp.net>
wrote:

Did toy have any reason to wipe this in our faces, or
It's one of the standard "stories" Liars For God teach theit flock
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
The Rev Dr. Hugh Jarse NLAHN.
2007-06-27 21:15:22 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
Did toy have any reason to wipe this in our faces, or
It's one of the standard "stories" Liars For God teach theit flock
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
Stupidity is a communicable disease?
Andrew
2007-06-27 22:54:29 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
Did toy have any reason to wipe this in our faces, or
It's one of the standard "stories" Liars For God teach theit flock
On the other hand it could be a joke. Have you heard of those?
Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-27 23:13:53 UTC
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Post by Andrew
Did you have any reason to wipe this in our faces, or
It's one of the standard "stories" Liars For God teach their flock
On the other hand it could be a joke. Have you heard of those?
Would you go into an Irish bar and tell Irish jokes to the regulars?

And when they rearranged your face for it would you whine about them?

Here's a clue, moron:

Ethnic groups have membership rights to tell that kind of joke about
themselves.

Outsiders don't.

Do you remember Chris Rock and Jackie Chan going into a black bar in
Rush Hour? Chris Rock said "What's up, nigger" and was one of the
boys. When Jackie Chan said the same thing they went for him.

Did you honestly not understand why?

Or when Fuzzy Zeller made a racist joke about Collard Greens and Tiger
Woods, just why Woods was offended?

Zeller pretended he couldn't understand why it was offensive because
it was "just a joke".
Post by Andrew
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 14:39:03 UTC
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Post by Andrew
Did toy have any reason to wipe this in our faces, or It's one of the
standard "stories" Liars For God teach theit flock
On the other hand it could be a joke. Have you heard of those?
I have. But jokes are usually funny so this can't be one...

(Or do you mean the *poster is a joke?)
--
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bob young
2007-06-28 10:09:02 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
Did toy have any reason to wipe this in our faces, or
It's one of the standard "stories" Liars For God teach theit flock
There's little of humor in religion but I suppose this one gives the Christian
variety a few badly needed behind the hand 'titters' on occasions.

The alternative of course would be to prove their god exists and then every
atheist would disappear in a puff of smoke.
Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
Padraic Brown
2007-06-27 22:00:06 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:09:27 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
Post by Christopher A.Lee
Did toy have any reason to wipe this in our faces, or
It's one of the standard "stories" Liars For God teach their flock
No, there was no reason; but it was mildly amusing all the same.
What's even more amusing, Chris, is how _awfully_ thin skinned you
became in the five minutes since reading the original post. I would
think that someone who regularly calls Christians "morons" (nearly
3000 hits) and "stupid" (4000 hits) and "idiot" (1200 hits) and can't
resist "fuck" in all its glorious splendour (1000 hits) would be able
to shake off this very mild and tender insult!

Padraic
Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
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Hatter
2007-06-27 21:13:01 UTC
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Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious conservative tendencies explains to her
class of small children that she is a Republican. She asks her class if they are
Republicans too. Not really knowing what a Republican is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not a Republican."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a liberal."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a liberal.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving freedom. My mom is a liberal, and
my dad is a liberal, so I am a liberal."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Republican."
All fixed up for ya there.

Hatter
Vinod
2007-06-27 22:28:21 UTC
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Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious conservative tendencies explains to her
class of small children that she is a Republican. She asks her class if they are
Republicans too. Not really knowing what a Republican is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not a Republican."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a liberal."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a liberal.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving freedom. My mom is a liberal, and
my dad is a liberal, so I am a liberal."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Republican."
All fixed up for ya there.
Hatter
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom. He
gave human beings a free choice. Even in liberal freedom you can't read
Bible in school and you can't pray in school but God gave freedom to even
talk back to Him.

unfortunately Humans misused that freedom and raised their fist against God.

Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-27 22:46:48 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious conservative tendencies explains to
her
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
class of small children that she is a Republican. She asks her class if
they are
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
Republicans too. Not really knowing what a Republican is but wanting to
be like
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not
gone
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not a Republican."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a liberal."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Lucy
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
why she is a liberal.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving freedom. My mom is a liberal,
and
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
my dad is a liberal, so I am a liberal."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you
be
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Republican."
All fixed up for ya there.
Hatter
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom. He
Where did you prove its existence to do that, brainwashed moron?
Post by Vinod
gave human beings a free choice. Even in liberal freedom you can't read
Bible in school and you can't pray in school but God gave freedom to even
talk back to Him.
A liar as well as an idiot.
Post by Vinod
unfortunately Humans misused that freedom and raised their fist against God.
Liar.
Post by Vinod
Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
bushhelpscorporationsdestroyamerica
2007-06-27 22:50:17 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by Vinod
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious conservative tendencies explains to
her
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
class of small children that she is a Republican. She asks her class if
they are
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
Republicans too. Not really knowing what a Republican is but wanting to
be like
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not
gone
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not a Republican."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a liberal."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Lucy
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
why she is a liberal.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving freedom. My mom is a liberal,
and
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
my dad is a liberal, so I am a liberal."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you
be
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Republican."
All fixed up for ya there.
Hatter
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom. He
Where did you prove its existence to do that, brainwashed moron?
Post by Vinod
gave human beings a free choice. Even in liberal freedom you can't read
Bible in school and you can't pray in school but God gave freedom to even
talk back to Him.
A liar as well as an idiot.
Post by Vinod
unfortunately Humans misused that freedom and raised their fist against God.
Liar.
Post by Vinod
Thanks
Vinod
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god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
Vinod
2007-06-27 22:54:52 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by Vinod
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious conservative tendencies explains to
her
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
class of small children that she is a Republican. She asks her class if
they are
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
Republicans too. Not really knowing what a Republican is but wanting to
be like
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not
gone
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not a Republican."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a liberal."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Lucy
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
why she is a liberal.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving freedom. My mom is a liberal,
and
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
my dad is a liberal, so I am a liberal."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you
be
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Republican."
All fixed up for ya there.
Hatter
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom. He
Where did you prove its existence to do that, brainwashed moron?
Post by Vinod
gave human beings a free choice. Even in liberal freedom you can't read
Bible in school and you can't pray in school but God gave freedom to even
talk back to Him.
A liar as well as an idiot.
Post by Vinod
unfortunately Humans misused that freedom and raised their fist against God.
Liar.
Post by Vinod
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Vinod
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god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.

Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Uncle Vic
2007-06-27 23:07:23 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by bushhelpscorporationsdestroyamerica
god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
But the thing is, they do. Since there is no set definition of a
Christian, I must ask you if you would like some Haggis with that No
True Scotsman fallacy.

How about it, bucko? Up that orifice you're saving for your Jesus?

--
Uncle Vic
2011
Vinod
2007-06-27 23:56:31 UTC
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Post by Uncle Vic
Post by Vinod
Post by bushhelpscorporationsdestroyamerica
god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
But the thing is, they do. Since there is no set definition of a
Christian,
There is. God has set guidelines by which one should go. Bible has never
authorized a person to kill anybody. God has also not authorized anybody to
take the law in their own hands. There are set rules and regulations.
Abortion clinic bombers didn't follow those rules so they were not following
God. They were following their own wish.

BTW Abortion clinic was doing the same thing. Killing unborn babies. So
bomber and clinic were both wrong. Both were in the business of murder.

Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Post by Uncle Vic
I must ask you if you would like some Haggis with that No
True Scotsman fallacy.
How about it, bucko? Up that orifice you're saving for your Jesus?
--
Uncle Vic
2011
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 00:01:34 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Uncle Vic
Post by Vinod
Post by bushhelpscorporationsdestroyamerica
god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
But the thing is, they do. Since there is no set definition of a
Christian,
There is. God has set guidelines by which one should go. Bible has never
Where did you demonstrate its existence before rudely and stupidly
presuming it to those you know don't share your beliefs, brainwashed
moron?
Post by Vinod
authorized a person to kill anybody. God has also not authorized anybody to
Prove it exists to do anything at all.
Post by Vinod
take the law in their own hands. There are set rules and regulations.
Civil rules ad regulations. Which include common sense and courtesy
which you haven't got.
Post by Vinod
Abortion clinic bombers didn't follow those rules so they were not following
God. They were following their own wish.
Prove it exists to be followed, brainwashed moron.
Post by Vinod
BTW Abortion clinic was doing the same thing. Killing unborn babies. So
A liar and an idiot.
Post by Vinod
bomber and clinic were both wrong. Both were in the business of murder.
Hardly, liar.

Where does the law of the land say that abortionist murder.

Either in the USA or India.

Take your pick.

And stop being so dishonest.
Post by Vinod
Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Post by Uncle Vic
I must ask you if you would like some Haggis with that No
True Scotsman fallacy.
How about it, bucko? Up that orifice you're saving for your Jesus?
--
Uncle Vic
2011
Chris Johnson
2007-06-28 06:44:37 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Uncle Vic
Post by Vinod
Post by bushhelpscorporationsdestroyamerica
god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
But the thing is, they do. Since there is no set definition of a
Christian,
There is. God has set guidelines by which one should go. Bible has never
authorized a person to kill anybody.
*ahem*

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT IT HASN'T.

http://www.ccel.org/node/467
http://www.evilbible.com/what_would_jesus_do.htm

Thank you.

<snip>
Michael Gray
2007-06-28 07:28:17 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Uncle Vic
Post by Vinod
Post by bushhelpscorporationsdestroyamerica
god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
But the thing is, they do. Since there is no set definition of a
Christian,
There is. God has set guidelines by which one should go.
There is no such thing outside of your childish imagination.

--
Nosterill
2007-06-28 12:40:05 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Uncle Vic
Post by Vinod
Post by bushhelpscorporationsdestroyamerica
god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
But the thing is, they do. Since there is no set definition of a
Christian,
There is. God has set guidelines by which one should go. Bible has never
authorized a person to kill anybody.
<snip>

Surely you jest! The Bible invokes the death penalty for all manner of
trivial misdemeanors. How is that going to be obeyed without killing
anyone?
Vinod
2007-06-28 20:06:24 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Uncle Vic
Post by Vinod
Post by bushhelpscorporationsdestroyamerica
god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
But the thing is, they do. Since there is no set definition of a
Christian,
There is. God has set guidelines by which one should go. Bible has never
authorized a person to kill anybody.
<snip>
Surely you jest! The Bible invokes the death penalty for all manner of
trivial misdemeanors. How is that going to be obeyed without killing
anyone?
Yes death penalty is there (there has to be some justice for crime) but
there are guidelines on who executes it and how. Every person is not given
authority to decide on it or act on it.

Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 14:41:03 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Bible has never
authorized a person to kill anybody.
I see you've never actually read the bible...
--
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EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 14:46:33 UTC
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Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by Vinod
Bible has never
authorized a person to kill anybody.
I see you've never actually read the bible...
He hasn't read much else either.
Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 16:30:21 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by Vinod
Bible has never
authorized a person to kill anybody.
I see you've never actually read the bible...
He hasn't read much else either.
But I bet he's burned a lotta books...
--
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EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
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The Chief Instigator
2007-06-28 15:11:04 UTC
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Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by Vinod
Bible has never
authorized a person to kill anybody.
I see you've never actually read the bible...
He doesn't have time to, with all the effort involved in running his
"ministry"...
--
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Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 16:32:00 UTC
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Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by Vinod
Bible has never
authorized a person to kill anybody.
I see you've never actually read the bible...
He doesn't have time to, with all the effort involved in running his
"ministry"...
"Ministry" in the sense of "cut-n-paste plagiarism"?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-27 23:16:24 UTC
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I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious conservative tendencies explains
to
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her
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class of small children that she is a Republican. She asks her
class if
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they are
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Republicans too. Not really knowing what a Republican is but
wanting to
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be like
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their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
fireworks.
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There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has
not
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gone
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along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to
be
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Post by Vinod
Post by Hatter
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different.
"Because I'm not a Republican."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a liberal."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks
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Lucy
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why she is a liberal.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving freedom. My mom is a
liberal,
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Post by Vinod
and
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Post by Vinod
my dad is a liberal, so I am a liberal."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would
you
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Post by Vinod
be
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then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Republican."
All fixed up for ya there.
Hatter
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom.
He
Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
Where did you prove its existence to do that, brainwashed moron?
Post by Vinod
gave human beings a free choice. Even in liberal freedom you can't read
Bible in school and you can't pray in school but God gave freedom to
even
Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by Vinod
talk back to Him.
A liar as well as an idiot.
Post by Vinod
unfortunately Humans misused that freedom and raised their fist against
God.
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Liar.
Thanks
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Vinod
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god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
Why not? That's what they are.

And they're just as certain they are right as you are.

Just as contempuous of those who don't share their warped beliefs.

And just as hate filled.
Post by Vinod
Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
2007-06-28 00:17:58 UTC
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god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
How about people bearing false witness like you. Do you call them
Christians? Let's hear it for the no true scotsman fallacy LOL.

Klazmon.
Post by Vinod
Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Michael Gray
2007-06-28 07:27:38 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by bushhelpscorporationsdestroyamerica
god tells christians to bomb abortion clinics too, because christians
are terrorists
I will not call them christians.
Of course you won't.
Because you are a self-serving hypocritical paedophile enabling fraud.

--
Doc Smartass
2007-06-28 03:30:02 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious conservative tendencies explains
to
her
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
class of small children that she is a Republican. She asks her
class if
they are
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
Republicans too. Not really knowing what a Republican is but
wanting to
be like
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has
not
gone
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to
be different.
"Because I'm not a Republican."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a liberal."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks
Lucy
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
why she is a liberal.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving freedom. My mom is a
liberal,
and
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
my dad is a liberal, so I am a liberal."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would
you
be
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Republican."
All fixed up for ya there.
Hatter
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom.
He gave human beings a free choice. Even in liberal freedom you can't
read Bible in school and you can't pray in school but God gave freedom
to even talk back to Him.
unfortunately Humans misused that freedom and raised their fist against God.
It's too bad that dumbassity like yours doesn't hurt.
--
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Michael Gray
2007-06-28 07:26:06 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom
There is no such fucking thing as your infantile "gods".
Grow up.

--
Hatter
2007-06-28 12:26:32 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Glad to know that you can fix up things.
Yes, responsible people from the left are the ones whom that burden
falls upon
Post by Vinod
BTW God created the freedom.
Which God? Please provide proof.
Post by Vinod
He gave human beings a free choice.
He whom?
Post by Vinod
Even in liberal freedom you can't read Bible in school and you can't pray in
school but God gave freedom to even talk back to Him.
So you would have a problem having teacher lead children in Wiccan
prayers and them having "The Book of Shadows" on their desk? Of course
you would. There can be no fredom of religion until there is fredom
from religion. You are just too dense to realize that, especially
being of the majority religion.
Post by Vinod
unfortunately Humans misused that freedom and raised their fist against God.
How can I raise a fist against a shadow of a fear of a fiction found
in the human imagination?


Hatter
Whosoever
2007-06-28 13:41:05 UTC
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Post by Vinod
He gave human beings a free choice.
. The Edge of Eternity

http://76.162.173.93/prophecy/=CD-R=the-edge-of-eternity-ar/

Your future hangs in the balance...or does it?
Join Adrian Rogers as he explores what the Bible
says about prophecy and the end times. There is
hope as you delve into the Truth of God's Word
and gain insights into what God says about your
future.
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 13:45:42 UTC
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On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:41:05 -0400, "Whosoever"
Post by Whosoever
Post by Vinod
He gave human beings a free choice.
. The Edge of Eternity
http://76.162.173.93/prophecy/=CD-R=the-edge-of-eternity-ar/
Your future hangs in the balance...or does it?
Join Adrian Rogers as he explores what the Bible
says about prophecy and the end times. There is
hope as you delve into the Truth of God's Word
and gain insights into what God says about your
future.
What "truth of God's word", brainwashed moron?

Apart from being a psychopathic hate criminal who can't scrawl
swastikas outside Jewish homes any more, do you have a reason for
nastily wiping your shit in our faces?

What is it you morons?
Kate
2007-06-28 14:27:02 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:41:05 -0400, "Whosoever"
Post by Whosoever
Post by Vinod
He gave human beings a free choice.
. The Edge of Eternity
http://76.162.173.93/prophecy/=CD-R=the-edge-of-eternity-ar/
Your future hangs in the balance...or does it?
Join Adrian Rogers as he explores what the Bible
says about prophecy and the end times. There is
hope as you delve into the Truth of God's Word
and gain insights into what God says about your
future.
You have no 'truth'.

All you want is automatic respect that you haven't earned by spouting
threats and lies.

Study hard, do a little work for once and learn some real truth and
then ~maybe~ someone will respect you.
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 14:45:06 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:41:05 -0400, "Whosoever"
Post by Whosoever
Post by Vinod
He gave human beings a free choice.
. The Edge of Eternity
http://76.162.173.93/prophecy/=CD-R=the-edge-of-eternity-ar/
Your future hangs in the balance...or does it?
Join Adrian Rogers as he explores what the Bible
says about prophecy and the end times. There is
hope as you delve into the Truth of God's Word
and gain insights into what God says about your
future.
You have no 'truth'.
All you want is automatic respect that you haven't earned by spouting
threats and lies.
And that's the problem - whining, question-begging, nasty hypocrites
totally lacking in common sense or courtesy, and unable to think
outside their religion, expect the very courtesy and consideration
they refuse to show us.

And then turn even nastier when they don't get it.

Like the psychopath who started this thread.
Post by Christopher A.Lee
Study hard, do a little work for once and learn some real truth and
then ~maybe~ someone will respect you.
Don't hold your breath.
Kate
2007-06-28 14:25:02 UTC
Permalink
Post by Vinod
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious conservative tendencies explains to
her
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
class of small children that she is a Republican. She asks her class if
they are
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
Republicans too. Not really knowing what a Republican is but wanting to
be like
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not
gone
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not a Republican."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a liberal."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Lucy
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
why she is a liberal.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving freedom. My mom is a liberal,
and
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
my dad is a liberal, so I am a liberal."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you
be
Post by Hatter
Post by Vinod
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Republican."
All fixed up for ya there.
Hatter
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom. He
gave human beings a free choice. Even in liberal freedom you can't read
Bible in school and you can't pray in school but God gave freedom to even
talk back to Him.
You can read a bible in school all you like and you can pray in school
all you like.

Did someone lie to you?

The teacher can't lead these activities.

Now you've been corrected, will you continue to lie and sin?
Post by Vinod
unfortunately Humans misused that freedom and raised their fist against God.
That's what you get when you don't exist.
Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 14:40:22 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom. He
gave human beings a free choice.
Yeah, a mafia style "choice". Nice little soul you got there, too bad if
somethin' were to happen to it.
Post by Vinod
Even in liberal freedom you can't read Bible in school and you can't
pray in school...
Why does your religion require so many lies to keep it going?
--
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EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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Hatter
2007-06-28 16:13:17 UTC
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Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by Vinod
Glad to know that you can fix up things. BTW God created the freedom. He
gave human beings a free choice.
Yeah, a mafia style "choice". Nice little soul you got there, too bad if
somethin' were to happen to it.
Post by Vinod
Even in liberal freedom you can't read Bible in school and you can't
pray in school...
Why does your religion require so many lies to keep it going?
When you have one big lie at the foundation, you need a lot of little
ones to try to cover it up.

Hatter
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-27 21:18:17 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:29:23 -0500, "Vinod" <***@jasminecorp.net>
wrote:

Forwarded to ***@usenetserver.com - it didn't take long for the
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Vinod
2007-06-27 22:30:45 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words to
me and others in every single post?

BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.

So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is so
horrible.

Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-27 22:55:35 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words to
me and others in every single post?
It was no different than scrawling swastikas outside a Jewish home.

Hate crime mentality.

You hate people who don't believe your religion.

And what "foul words" are you lying about?
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Where did you prove it existed to say anything, question-begging
moron?
Post by Vinod
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
No, liar, YOU said that. YOU posted it. The bigoted nastiness is
YOURS. YOU don't know what an atheist is. YOU posted this straw man.
YOU posted these bigoted lies.

Wherever you plagiarised it from.

And you dishonestly try and hide behind a book you know is worthless
outside your religion.

You are a sanctimoniously nasty, dishonest piece of work.

Your pretend friend didn't post it.
Post by Vinod
So according to God atheists are fools.
Where did you demonstrate its existence to do that, question-begging
moron?
Post by Vinod
No wonder why there language is so
horrible.
Look up "non-sequitur", brainwashed liar.

And if you don't like the language used, tough.

You shouldn't have been so dishonest, so stupid, so slanderous or so
nasty.

Was that clear enough even for you?
Post by Vinod
Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Pastor Frank
2007-06-28 10:57:55 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words to
me and others in every single post?
It was no different than scrawling swastikas outside a Jewish home.
Hate crime mentality.
You hate people who don't believe your religion.
And what "foul words" are you lying about?
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Where did you prove it existed to say anything, question-begging
moron?
Post by Vinod
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
No, liar, YOU said that. YOU posted it. The bigoted nastiness is
YOURS. YOU don't know what an atheist is. YOU posted this straw man.
YOU posted these bigoted lies.
Wherever you plagiarised it from.
And you dishonestly try and hide behind a book you know is worthless
outside your religion.
You are a sanctimoniously nasty, dishonest piece of work.
Your pretend friend didn't post it.
Post by Vinod
So according to God atheists are fools.
Where did you demonstrate its existence to do that, question-begging
moron?
Post by Vinod
No wonder why the language is so horrible.
Look up "non-sequitur", brainwashed liar.
And if you don't like the language used, tough.
You shouldn't have been so dishonest, so stupid, so slanderous or so
nasty.
Was that clear enough even for you?
It's clear, that Christopher would have religion outlawed and
religionists persecuted, if not killed. he revels in his hate, ....yet it's
all about Jesus ONLY. We can thank Christopher and His pals for making it
obvious, that Jesus Christ is the salvation of this world and our only hope.
Praise the Lord!!!!!!!
--
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Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 16:37:26 UTC
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It's clear, that<SMACK>
Shut up fruit cup!
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EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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NoOne
2007-06-28 18:24:24 UTC
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It's clear, that<SMACK>
Shut up fruit cup!
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2007-06-28 19:28:22 UTC
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Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 19:43:51 UTC
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Post by NoOne
Post by Mark K. Bilbo
It's clear, that<SMACK>
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Have You Sold Yours?
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Moron.
Vinod
2007-06-28 20:18:15 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by NoOne
Post by Mark K. Bilbo
It's clear, that<SMACK>
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Moron.
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Vinod
2007-06-28 20:13:15 UTC
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Post by Mark K. Bilbo
It's clear, that<SMACK>
Shut up fruit cup!
If Christians shut up many like you will end up in hell at the end of their
life.

Because there is only one life and there after judgment.
Heb 9:27 And as it is appointed for men to die once, but after this the
judgment,

Will you be found guiltless when you will stand before the judgment seat?

Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Post by Mark K. Bilbo
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------------------------------------------------------------
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Uncle Vic
2007-06-27 23:12:21 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words to
me and others in every single post?
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is so
horrible.
You are a liar and a slanderer. All you need to do is prove this god of
yours exists, otherwise it remains on the ignore list with Odin, Zeus,
Horus and Krishna.

Until then, expect to get your ass handed to you on a plate when you
post christerdribble in alt.atheism.

Do I make myself nice and sparkling clear?

--
Uncle Vic
2011
John Popelish
2007-06-28 00:15:34 UTC
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Vinod wrote:
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is so
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.

Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human
put those words thought up those words and attributed them
to their hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows
up and tells me something, then I can say I have heard
something from a god. Until then, all I hear about
hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what
they are ranting about.

I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
Vinod
2007-06-28 00:23:22 UTC
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Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is so
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human
put those words thought up those words and attributed them
to their hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows
up and tells me something, then I can say I have heard
something from a god. Until then, all I hear about
hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what
they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.

If you can't know it before you die you will know it after you will.

There was a poor person named Lazarus and there was a rich man. Both died
and was recieved by angels. Rich man also died and whent to hades. Rich man
was in the place of tormant so he requested Moses to send someone from dead
to go and tell about hell but Abraham refused.

Luke 16:27 "Then he said, 'I beg you therefore, father, that you would send
him to my father's house,
Luke 16:28 'for I have five brothers, that he may testify to them, lest
they also come to this place of torment.'
Luke 16:29 "Abraham said to him, 'They have Moses and the prophets; let
them hear them.'
Luke 16:30 "And he said, 'No, father Abraham; but if one goes to them from
the dead, they will repent.'
Luke 16:31 "But he said to him, 'If they do not hear Moses and the
prophets, neither will they be persuaded though one rise from the dead.'"

So yes even if God comes and knocks at your door you will not listen.

Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 00:26:47 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is
so
Post by John Popelish
Post by Vinod
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human
put those words thought up those words and attributed them
to their hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows
up and tells me something, then I can say I have heard
something from a god. Until then, all I hear about
hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what
they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
So far it's still just a figment or deluded imagination, brainwashed
question-begging moron.
Post by Vinod
If you can't know it before you die you will know it after you will.
The sociopathic retard uses the standard stupid empty threat of part
of his mythology for not believing the rest of it.
Post by Vinod
There was a poor person named Lazarus and there was a rich man. Both died
and was recieved by angels. Rich man also died and whent to hades. Rich man
was in the place of tormant so he requested Moses to send someone from dead
to go and tell about hell but Abraham refused.
The moron repeats a fairy story.

[meaningless and irrelevant bible verses the psychopath knows are
worthless deleted]
Post by Vinod
So yes even if God comes and knocks at your door you will not listen.
Where did you demonstrate its existence outside your deluded fantasies
to do that, moron?
Post by Vinod
Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
John Popelish
2007-06-28 00:34:28 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is
so
Post by John Popelish
Post by Vinod
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human
put those words thought up those words and attributed them
to their hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows
up and tells me something, then I can say I have heard
something from a god. Until then, all I hear about
hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what
they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
Agreed. Till somebody demonstrated that their hypothetical
god actually exists, it is just a figment of peoples
imagination and is not anything real.
Post by Vinod
If you can't know it before you die you will know it after you will.
Unsupported claim and silly threat noted.
Post by Vinod
There was a poor person named Lazarus and there was a rich man. Both died
and was recieved by angels.
So some people claim, without evidence.
I don't believe you.
Post by Vinod
Rich man also died and whent to hades.
I don't believe you.
Post by Vinod
Rich man was in the place of tormant so he requested
Moses to send someone from dead
to go and tell about hell but Abraham refused.
I don't believe you.
Post by Vinod
Luke 16:27 "Then he said, 'I beg you therefore, father, that you would send
him to my father's house,
Luke 16:28 'for I have five brothers, that he may testify to them, lest
they also come to this place of torment.'
Luke 16:29 "Abraham said to him, 'They have Moses and the prophets; let
them hear them.'
Luke 16:30 "And he said, 'No, father Abraham; but if one goes to them from
the dead, they will repent.'
Luke 16:31 "But he said to him, 'If they do not hear Moses and the
prophets, neither will they be persuaded though one rise from the dead.'"
I don't believe that this silly story is anything but fiction.
Post by Vinod
So yes even if God comes and knocks at your door you will not listen.
You cannot know what I will think or will do in a completely
hypothetical situation, and neither can I. But until I have
more reason just that someone says so, I will not believe
your silly claims that this hypothetical god is real, so it
doesn't matter how many fictional stories you have to
embellish the fantasy, I'm not buying any of it.
Olrik
2007-06-28 02:45:49 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is
so
Post by John Popelish
Post by Vinod
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human
put those words thought up those words and attributed them
to their hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows
up and tells me something, then I can say I have heard
something from a god. Until then, all I hear about
hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what
they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
Why the fuck not?
Post by Vinod
If you can't know it before you die you will know it after you will.
Ah! The good ol' threats! Fire & brimstone! I always love that! Shows
the true heart of the poster...
Post by Vinod
There was a poor person named Lazarus
Bzzztttt. Quoting from old mythology books to prove points in said old
mythology books is a fallacy.
Post by Vinod
So yes even if God comes and knocks at your door you will not listen.
Face it, god-bot, you're only going to get ridiculed here in a.a. if
you keep writing ridiculous posts. There are hundreds of religions,
with thousands of sub-sects. Go argue with them and leave us alone.

Olrik
Post by Vinod
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Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 14:44:50 UTC
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Post by Olrik
Post by Vinod
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They
are corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who
does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is
so
Post by John Popelish
Post by Vinod
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human put
those words thought up those words and attributed them to their
hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows up and tells me
something, then I can say I have heard something from a god. Until
then, all I hear about hypothetical gods are claims of things that
come from that hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know
what they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
Why the fuck not?
Where would be the fun in that? If "god" conclusively proved he existed,
everybody would choose to go to "heaven" and he'd have nobody to torture!
--
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EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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like Shakespeare!" - Blair Houghton
Vinod
2007-06-28 20:15:07 UTC
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Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by Olrik
Post by Vinod
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They
are corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who
does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is
so
Post by John Popelish
Post by Vinod
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human put
those words thought up those words and attributed them to their
hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows up and tells me
something, then I can say I have heard something from a god. Until
then, all I hear about hypothetical gods are claims of things that
come from that hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know
what they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
Why the fuck not?
Where would be the fun in that? If "god" conclusively proved he existed,
everybody would choose to go to "heaven" and he'd have nobody to torture!
No the proof and evidence is already there but there are people who either
don't have ability to understand it or they ignore it because they like to
live in their sinful lifestyle.

Thanks
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like Shakespeare!" - Blair Houghton
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 20:24:17 UTC
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Post by Vinod
No the proof and evidence is already there but there are people who either
don't have ability to understand it or they ignore it because they like to
live in their sinful lifestyle.
Once again the lying psychopath invents derogatory "reasons" why
people don't share his delusion, rather than acknowledge the actual
ones.

Chris Johnson
2007-06-28 05:55:00 UTC
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On Jun 27, 7:23 pm, "Vinod" <***@jasminecorp.net> wrote:

<snip>
Post by Vinod
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
That's a fact. Not only does your god not exist, but it would be a
worthless servant. It can't lift the smallest pebble without acting
through a proxy. If I need a servant, I'll just enslave a believer,
and cut out the middle man.
Post by Vinod
If you can't know it before you die you will know it after you will.
Nonsense. Knowledge is a function of brain activity. When you die (if
not before), your brain stops functioning, after which one cannot know
anything.

This is according to the best knowledge I've encountered. Do you have
some alternative mechanisms by which one can know something that does
not require the brain?
Post by Vinod
There was a poor person named Lazarus and there was a rich man. Both died
and was recieved by angels. Rich man also died and whent to hades. Rich man
was in the place of tormant so he requested Moses to send someone from dead
to go and tell about hell but Abraham refused.
That's called a parable, moron. It isn't a real story.

<snip irrelevant quote>
Post by Vinod
So yes even if God comes and knocks at your door you will not listen.
Give us one good reason to believe that, moron.

<snip>
Michael Gray
2007-06-28 07:29:40 UTC
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What asylum ward are you posting from?
You have the mental age of a retarded six year old.

--
bob young
2007-06-28 10:14:01 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is
so
Post by John Popelish
Post by Vinod
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human
put those words thought up those words and attributed them
to their hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows
up and tells me something, then I can say I have heard
something from a god. Until then, all I hear about
hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what
they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
Cute - Convenient and useless when taken with the smallest piece of
intellectual salt
Post by Vinod
If you can't know it before you die you will know it after you will.
Priestly threats. Where's the proof?
Post by Vinod
There was a poor person named Lazarus and there was a rich man. Both died
and was recieved by angels. Rich man also died and whent to hades. Rich man
was in the place of tormant so he requested Moses to send someone from dead
to go and tell about hell but Abraham refused.
Fables fables fables

Here's one on 'Hell'

Someone in heaven heard that his best friend down on earth had just passed
away.

�Oh I'm so looking forward to seeing him again� the man said. �Sorry� said God,
�But he will not be coming here because he has been a little bit more sinful
than you, so your friend, will be going to the other place we call Hell�.

So here's this man, sitting for eternity in paradise next to his loving God,
whilst his friend, who had been just a little more sinful than he, is about to
roast for eternity on burning coals in a place called Hell.

Is it conceivable that anything could be more banal, juvenile, or crassly
stupid?

Bob
Humanist Brit.
Hong Kong
Post by Vinod
Luke 16:27 "Then he said, 'I beg you therefore, father, that you would send
him to my father's house,
Luke 16:28 'for I have five brothers, that he may testify to them, lest
they also come to this place of torment.'
Luke 16:29 "Abraham said to him, 'They have Moses and the prophets; let
them hear them.'
Luke 16:30 "And he said, 'No, father Abraham; but if one goes to them from
the dead, they will repent.'
Luke 16:31 "But he said to him, 'If they do not hear Moses and the
prophets, neither will they be persuaded though one rise from the dead.'"
So yes even if God comes and knocks at your door you will not listen.
Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Kate
2007-06-28 14:30:02 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is
so
Post by John Popelish
Post by Vinod
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human
put those words thought up those words and attributed them
to their hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows
up and tells me something, then I can say I have heard
something from a god. Until then, all I hear about
hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what
they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
Apparently you are telling us that he is yours. That you speak for
him.
Post by Vinod
If you can't know it before you die you will know it after you will.
So will you. You know no more than anyone else on earth including us.
Post by Vinod
There was a poor person named Lazarus and there was a rich man. Both died
and was recieved by angels. Rich man also died and whent to hades. Rich man
was in the place of tormant so he requested Moses to send someone from dead
to go and tell about hell but Abraham refused.
Luke 16:27 "Then he said, 'I beg you therefore, father, that you would send
him to my father's house,
Luke 16:28 'for I have five brothers, that he may testify to them, lest
they also come to this place of torment.'
Luke 16:29 "Abraham said to him, 'They have Moses and the prophets; let
them hear them.'
Luke 16:30 "And he said, 'No, father Abraham; but if one goes to them from
the dead, they will repent.'
Luke 16:31 "But he said to him, 'If they do not hear Moses and the
prophets, neither will they be persuaded though one rise from the dead.'"
So yes even if God comes and knocks at your door you will not listen.
Why- because ~you~ said so?

You know nothing and you get due respect for that.
Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 14:43:46 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language
is
so
Post by John Popelish
Post by Vinod
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human put those
words thought up those words and attributed them to their hypothetical
god. When your hypothetical god shows up and tells me something, then
I can say I have heard something from a god. Until then, all I hear
about hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what they are
ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
Yah, it's a "free will" choice along the lines of...

"There are two doors, one leads to a torture chamber, the other to a life
of bliss. Hope you get the right one!"
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"Behold the foul stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!"
Vinod
2007-06-28 20:21:11 UTC
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Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by Vinod
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language
is
so
Post by John Popelish
Post by Vinod
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human put those
words thought up those words and attributed them to their hypothetical
god. When your hypothetical god shows up and tells me something, then
I can say I have heard something from a god. Until then, all I hear
about hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what they are
ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
God is not your servant to come and bow down before you and tell you
anything.
Yah, it's a "free will" choice along the lines of...
"There are two doors, one leads to a torture chamber, the other to a life
of bliss. Hope you get the right one!"
Again choice is yours. No body is going push it down your throat. You have
full freedom to choose. If you want to go to torture chambers you have full
freedom to do so and if you want to have life that is also choice is yours.

Mat 7:13 "Enter by the narrow gate; for wide is the gate and broad is the
way that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it.
Mat 7:14 "Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads
to life, and there are few who find it.

John 10:7 Then Jesus said to them again, "Most assuredly, I say to you, I
am the door of the sheep.
John 10:8 "All who ever came before Me are thieves and robbers, but the
sheep did not hear them.
John 10:9 "I am the door. If anyone enters by Me, he will be saved, and
will go in and out and find pasture.
John 10:10 "The thief does not come except to steal, and to kill, and to
destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they may have it more
abundantly.

Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
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bob young
2007-06-28 10:12:01 UTC
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Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is so
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human
put those words thought up those words and attributed them
to their hypothetical god. When your hypothetical god shows
up and tells me something, then I can say I have heard
something from a god. Until then, all I hear about
hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what
they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
Here Here
Pastor Frank
2007-06-28 11:14:38 UTC
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Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is so
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human put those
words thought up those words and attributed them to their hypothetical
god. When your hypothetical god shows up and tells me something, then I
can say I have heard something from a god. Until then, all I hear about
hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that hypothetical
god, made by believers, who don't know what they are ranting about.
I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
Naturally. That's why you call yourself and atheist. But atheists are
blind to the truth of Jesus Christ. See below

Pastor Frank

Our Christian "God is love" (1 John 4:8,16) become fully manifested in
Jesus Christ giving His life for us sinners on the cross of Calvary. We
therefore know our God and have seen Him. (Jesus in John 14:6-10)
Atheists don't know our God and therefore cannot see Him.
--
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Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 16:37:58 UTC
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Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does
good. So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there
language is so
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human put those
words thought up those words and attributed them to their hypothetical
god. When your hypothetical god shows up and tells me something, then
I can say I have heard something from a god. Until then, all I hear
about hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what they are
ranting about. I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
Naturally.<SNIP>
Take your meds you loon!
--
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EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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we will all be!"

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Vinod
2007-06-28 20:23:43 UTC
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Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by John Popelish
(snip)
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does
good. So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there
language is so
horrible.
Now, hold it right there.
Your hypothetical god did not say or write that. Some human put those
words thought up those words and attributed them to their hypothetical
god. When your hypothetical god shows up and tells me something, then
I can say I have heard something from a god. Until then, all I hear
about hypothetical gods are claims of things that come from that
hypothetical god, made by believers, who don't know what they are
ranting about. I ain't buying your hypothetical god claims.
Naturally.<SNIP>
Take your meds you loon!
Do you know any other word? Or is it that you have never been taught any
other word?

Read again and figure out that you just proved what Pastor frank had
written.

Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
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Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
2007-06-28 00:33:21 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words
to me and others in every single post?
What foul words?
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is
so horrible.
The above was written by the priests of a primitive tribe of middle
eastern goat herders, not by any god. It has no more validity than what
you would read in a Harry Potter story.

Klazmon.
Post by Vinod
Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 00:52:33 UTC
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On 28 Jun 2007 12:33:21 +1200, Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
Post by Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
Post by Vinod
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words
to me and others in every single post?
What foul words?
Like most of them, he imagines that the personal slanders he invents
as excuses to ignore what he is told, aren't lies because in his mind
he isn't a liar.

Even though he knows they're lies because the explanation was there
before he dishonestly snipped so he could pretend it wasn't.

Christians say they have more integrity than that.

So by his own lights he isn't a Christian..
Post by Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is
so horrible.
The above was written by the priests of a primitive tribe of middle
eastern goat herders, not by any god. It has no more validity than what
you would read in a Harry Potter story.
He posted it, not his pretend friend. The thoughts are his. And he
dishonestly hided behind a book he knows has no authority to the
targets of his bigoted nastiness.
Post by Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
Klazmon.
Post by Vinod
Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Don Kresch
2007-06-28 00:38:12 UTC
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In alt.atheism On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:30:45 -0500, "Vinod"
Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words to
me and others in every single post?
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool
btw, jesus said calling another a fool means that you're
liable to burn in hellfire. Matt 5:22.


Don
---
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Atheist Minister for St. Dogbert.

"No being is so important that he can usurp the rights of another"
Picard to Data/Graves "The Schizoid Man"
Nosterill
2007-06-28 12:54:31 UTC
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Post by Don Kresch
In alt.atheism On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:30:45 -0500, "Vinod"
Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words to
me and others in every single post?
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool
btw, jesus said calling another a fool means that you're
liable to burn in hellfire. Matt 5:22.
But no need to upset yourself about it Vinod. There's no such place as
Hell: It's just a story made up to frighten naughty children.
Whosoever
2007-06-28 13:24:01 UTC
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Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool
Matt 5:22.
But no need to upset yourself about it ...
. Atheists Illustrations

And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell
asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the
creation. -II Peter 3:4

322 Soviet Astronaut Denies God The Russian astronaut Gherman Titoy said
after his return from space: "Some people say there is a God out there. .
but in my travels around the earth all day long, I looked around and didn't
see Him. . I saw no God nor angels. The rocket was made by our own people.
I don't believe in God. I believe in man, his strength, his possibilities,
his reason."

323 University Of Atheism In Ashkabad, the capital of Turkmenistan, near
the USSR-Iranian border, is a newly opened University of Atheism. It is
offering a six-month course to further the spread of scientific-atheistic
knowledge. Graduates are expected to continue "the struggle against
religion."

324 No God In UN Charter The most significant day in the history of the
United Nations came in 1945 when, to appease atheistic Communists, UN
leaders decided to omit mention of God in the charter. That action signaled
the death knell of the UN in settling the awesome problems of the world.

325 U. S. Atheists Association When the American Atheists organization held
its first convention in Austin, Texas, five years ago, only a dozen persons
attended-and two of them dove under the table when the press was admitted
and stayed there until the reporters left. In their annual convention in
1975, however, about 960 registered in the open. Mrs. Madalyn Murray O
Hair, its organizer, said her organization has a mailing list of 60,000.
The convention's "Atheist of the Year" award went to Lloyd Thoren of
Peterburg, Indiana, who operated a Dial-an-Atheist" service.

326 Atheist Sues President Madalyn (Murray) O'Hair, the atheist who brought
about the Supreme Court decision on school prayer, filed suit in Federal
Court against President Nixon, the treasurer of the U. S., the Senate and
House chaplains and other Congressional officials for allowing services in
the White House and Capitol.

Mrs. O'Hair, who acted as her own attorney, accused Mr. Nixon of being the
"central figure" in an effort to "make Christianity the official 'civil
religion' of the United States." She specifically charged the President
with holding religious services in the White House in violation of the
first amendment.

In her suit, she asked the court to enjoin Mr. Nixon from allowing such
services and to declare unconstitutional the practice of "devoting the
property and premises of the Executive Mansion" to such religious
services. -Pastor's Manual

327 Thank You Prayer Is Illegal The Supreme Court in 1963 banned prayers in
public schools. The following prayer by kindergarten children was declared
illegal: "We thank you for the flowers so sweet; We thank you for the food
we eat; We thank you for the birds that sing; We thank you God for
everything."

George Washington's final remarks to the nation in 1796 should be widely
publicized. He said, "Of all the habits that lead to political prosperity,
religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would men claim
the tributes of patriotism who would work to destroy these great pillars
of human happiness."

328 Prayer Ban In Outer Space The woman who was instrumental in getting
prayer removed from public schools wanted it banned also from outer space.
Mrs. Madalyn Murray O'Hair, after hearing words of prayer radioed by the
three astronauts as they circled the moon, said, "I think that they were
not only ill-advised but that it was a tragic situation. . " The noted
atheist said she would register a protest with the National Aeronautics and
Space Administration, which, she declared, had prompted the three test
pilots in scheduling the prayer. -Gospel Herald

329 "No Bibles This Year" The University of North Carolina broke a 130-year
tradition on graduation day in 1972 by not handing out Bibles to graduating
seniors along with their diplomas. The institution's trustees' executive
committee voted to abolish the practice, which had been questioned on
constitutional grounds. The Bibles had been handed out with the diplomas at
Chapel Hill since 1842 and had been purchased through student fees.

330 See You In Prison It is illegal to read the Bible in the public schools
of Illinois, but a law requires the state to provide a Bible for every
convict! Don't worry, kids, if you can't read the Bible in school, you'll
be able to when you get to prison! -Baptist Beacon

331 A Town Called "Liberal" Few years ago, a group of people in Missouri
founded a town and named it Liberal. They were so extremely 'liberal' that
churches were not to be allowed. In their boom literature they boasted that
it was 'the only town of its size in the United States without a priest, a
preacher, church, God, Jesus, hell or devil. '

But Elder Clark Braden wrote up an account for the Post Dispatch showing
that there was little else than hell and devil there, that it was a den of
iniquity, that its hotels were brothels and virtue almost unknown. The
account was so terrible that they had Braden arrested for criminal libel,
and sued him and the Post Dispatch for $25,000 damages. After the
prosecution had presented all of its evidence, the case was submitted to
the jury without rebutting evidence by the defendant and he was acquitted
by the jury. The civil suit for damages was dismissed by demand of the
plaintiffs, who paid all the costs. Liberal was a failure, and even
lifelong unbelievers, who had moved there for its advantages, left in
disgust. One of them struck the keynote when he said: "An infidel
surrounded by Christians may spout his infidelity and the community may be
able to stand it but it will never do to establish a society with
infidelity as its basis." -Ministers' Research Service

332 Lesson From Reign Of Terror During the Reign of Terror, France was
declared to be a nation of atheists by the National Assembly. But a brief
experience convinced them that a nation of atheists could not long exist.
Robespierre then proclaimed in the Convention that belief in the existence
of God was necessary to the principles of virtue and morality on which the
Republic was founded. And on the 7th of May, the national representatives
voted by acclamation that "the French people acknowledged the existence of
the Supreme Being and the immortality of the soul." -Little's Historical
Lights

ATHEISM IS ANSWERED

333 No Witnesses For Atheism Charles Bradlaugh was the outstanding atheist
in England. Down in one of the slums of London was a minister by the name
of Hugh Price Hughes. All London was aware of miracles of grace
accomplished at his mission. Charles Bradlaugh challenged Mr. Hughes to
debate with him the validity of the claims of Christianity. London was
greatly interested. What would Mr. Hughes do? He immediately accepted the
challenge and in doing so added one of his own.

Hughes said, "I propose to you that we each bring some concrete evidences
of the validity of our beliefs in the form of men and women who have been
redeemed from the lives of sin and shame by the influence of our teaching.
I will bring 100 such men and women, and I challenge you to do the same.

"If you cannot bring 100, Mr. Bradlaugh, to match my 100, I will be
satisfied if you will bring 50 men and women who will stand and testify
that they have been lifted up from lives of shame by the influence of your
teachings. If you cannot bring 50, then bring 20 people who will say, as
my 100 will, that they have a great joy in a life of self-respect as a
result of your atheistic teachings. If you cannot bring 20, I will be
satisfied if you bring 10.

"Nay, Mr. Bradlaugh, I challenge you to bring one, just one man or woman
who will make such a testimony regarding the uplifting of your atheistic
teachings." Again London was stirred. What would Mr. Bradlaugh do? In
answer, Charles Bradlaugh, with great discomfiture and chagrin, publicly
withdrew his challenge for the debate. -Morning Glory

334 Ingersoll Gives God Five Minutes Robert Ingersoll, after delivering one
of his addresses, pulled his watch from his pocket and said, "According to
the Bible, God has struck men to death for blasphemy. I will blaspheme Him
and give Him five minutes to strike me dead and damn my soul."

There was a period of perfect silence while one minute went by; two
minutes passed, and people began to get nervous; three minutes, and a
woman fainted; four minutes, and Ingersoll curled his lip. At five
minutes, he snapped shut his watch, put it in his pocket, and said:

"You see, there is no God, or He would have taken me at my word." The
story was told later to Joseph Parker, who said, "And did the American
gentleman think he could exhaust the patience of God in five minutes?" -H.
A. Ironside

335 Atheism And Descendants An atheist wrote a book pouring contempt on the
Christian Religion. None of his descendants are normal. His children were
either born with crippled legs or were crippled later in life through
illness. Some of the children are also mentally retarded, and some of the
grandchildren have suffered in the same way. Besides this, all his
descendants are moody, they suffer from depressions and are all confessed
atheists.

This story was told to me by one of the granddaughters living in
Switzerland. Unbelief and superstition invariably mean that the person
concerned hands himself over to powers opposed to God, and these powers
then use the person's life as a stage for their own revelations. -Kurt
Koch

336 Atheist's Daring Challenge Came True Gerald B. Winrod, who was editor
of The Defender, related a remarkable story about an atheist who had been
very bold, blatant and outspoken against God and the Bible. He had defied
God by saying, "If there is a God, my grave will be infested with snakes."

At the funeral it was necessary to remove a snake from the grave before
the coffin could be lowered. The sexton said that he had killed four big
snakes at one time, yet never saw a snake at any other grave. Mr. Winrod's
informant said he would ask a gentleman in Ohio to give him more details,
and in due course he received a further word, together with a picture of
the bronze monument of the atheist, Chester Beddell, who had died in 1908
at the age of 82.

The letter said, "Mr. Beddell said while living there was no God, and he
never did believe in one. He did not hesitate to speak of these things. .
He built the monument years before his death. His statue is of bronze, and
in his uplifted right hand there is a scroll with this inscription,
'Universal Mental Liberty'. Under his left foot is a scroll representing
the Bible, with the inscription, 'Superstition'. Before his death he made
this remark: 'If there is a God, or any truth in the Bible, let my body be
infested with snakes. '

"Since his burial the family lot has been full of snake holes around the
curbing. Snakes can be seen any day you visit the graveyard. Last year
twenty of us went out on the 30th October, and saw three snakes. The
neighbours there say the more they kill, the thicker they seem to be."
Later the opportunity came to Mr. Winrod to make an observation of his
own. While attending a conference in Youngstown, he was taken by car to
North Benton. He asked an old man if he could tell him where the Beddell
grave was. "Sure, everybody around here knows where Chet Beddell was
buried," said the old-timer. "You can't miss it-big monument in the
graveyard. Looking for snakes?" Later, another man said, "Well, if Beddell
did ask for snakes, he sure got 'em."

He and his companions came to the place in question where they saw the
monument, the uplifted scroll, the other scroll under his foot, the stern
bronze countenance. They approached the grave, camera in hand. Was it a
hoax, or was it true? One of his companions was the first to see a snake.

"Look there," he shouted. Yes! there it was. They walked round the grave
and counted six snakes. His companion killed one. He photographed one.
They also took other photographs. The sexton told them that he killed four
that morning-he had killed as many as twenty snakes in a single day.
Finally he said. "I don't know, maybe the Lord did have something to do
with it." -A. Naismith

337 Wishing It Was Not Written Thomas Paine, an immigrant to America in
1787, had leaped from obscurity to fame after writing some brilliant
pamphlets on freedom. But then he made a fatal mistake. He began to write
his "masterpiece" called The Age of Reason which scoffed at Christianity.
"This will destroy the Bible," he predicted. "Within 100 years, Bibles will
be found only in museums or in musty corners of second-hand bookstores."
His book was published in London in 1794. But it brought him so much misery
and loneliness that he once said: "I would give worlds, if I had them, had
The Age of Reason never been written." Paine became a bedridden invalid
until his death, friendless and alone, in 1809. The Bible remained a
best-seller.

338 Voltaire's Vain Boast Voltaire, the noted 18th century French
philosopher, said that it took centuries to built up Christianity, but
"I'll show how just one Frenchman can destroy it within 50 years." Taking
his pen, he dipped it into the ink of unbelief and wrote against God.
Twenty years after his death, the Geneva Bible Society purchased his house
for printing the Bible. And it later became the Paris headquarters for the
British and Foreign Bible Society. The Bible is still a best-seller; an
entire 6-volume set of Voltaire's works was once sold for 90¢. Just before
his death, the noted atheist swore: "I wish I had never been BORN!"

339 Epigram On Atheism (Answered) . I am an atheist, thank God!-Anonymous .
Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no
God. -Heywood Brown . To swear effectively men must make reference to
God. Imagine, an atheistic evolutionist trying for a blood-curdling oath by
swearing in the name of natural selection, or by the slimy, primeval
amoeba. -Christianity Today

. Calvin Coolidge once said: "It is hard to see how a great man can be
an atheist. Doubters do not achieve. Skeptics do not contribute. Cynics do
not create."

. G. K. Chesterton once said it is often supposed that when people stop
believing in God, they believe in nothing. Alas, it is worse than that.
When they stop believing in God, they believe in anything.

. Dostoyevski remarked that "If God does not exist, everything is
permissible."

. Napoleon said, "A man is not a man without God. I saw men without God
in the reign of terror in 1793. One does not govern such men; he shoots
them down.

. Atheism never composed a symphony. Never painted a masterpiece. Never
dispelled a fear. Never healed a disease. Never gave peace of mind. Never
dried a tear. Never established a phi lanthropy. Never gave an intelligent
answer to the vast mystery of the universe. Never give meaning to man's
life on earth. Never built a just and peaceful world. Never built a great
and enduring civilization. -Charles M. Houser

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See also: Deaths, Atheists ; Evolutionists ; Scoffers ; Ps. 14:1; II Thess.
1:8.

Tan, P. L. (1996, c1979). Encyclopedia of 7700 illustrations : A treasury
of illustrations, anecdotes, facts and quotations for pastors, teachers and
Christian workers. Garland TX: Bible Communications.
Kate
2007-06-28 14:33:02 UTC
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On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:24:01 -0400, "Whosoever"
Post by Whosoever
Post by Vinod
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool
Matt 5:22.
But no need to upset yourself about it ...
. Atheists Illustrations
And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell
asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the
creation. -II Peter 3:4
322 Soviet Astronaut Denies God The Russian astronaut Gherman Titoy said
after his return from space: "Some people say there is a God out there. .
but in my travels around the earth all day long, I looked around and didn't
see Him. . I saw no God nor angels. The rocket was made by our own people.
I don't believe in God. I believe in man, his strength, his possibilities,
his reason."
323 University Of Atheism In Ashkabad, the capital of Turkmenistan, near
the USSR-Iranian border, is a newly opened University of Atheism. It is
offering a six-month course to further the spread of scientific-atheistic
knowledge. Graduates are expected to continue "the struggle against
religion."
324 No God In UN Charter The most significant day in the history of the
United Nations came in 1945 when, to appease atheistic Communists, UN
leaders decided to omit mention of God in the charter. That action signaled
the death knell of the UN in settling the awesome problems of the world.
325 U. S. Atheists Association When the American Atheists organization held
its first convention in Austin, Texas, five years ago, only a dozen persons
attended-and two of them dove under the table when the press was admitted
and stayed there until the reporters left. In their annual convention in
1975, however, about 960 registered in the open. Mrs. Madalyn Murray O
Hair, its organizer, said her organization has a mailing list of 60,000.
The convention's "Atheist of the Year" award went to Lloyd Thoren of
Peterburg, Indiana, who operated a Dial-an-Atheist" service.
People who don't suck up to you for no reason, piss you off, eh?
Vinod
2007-06-28 20:24:58 UTC
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Post by Nosterill
Post by Don Kresch
In alt.atheism On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:30:45 -0500, "Vinod"
Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words to
me and others in every single post?
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool
btw, jesus said calling another a fool means that you're
liable to burn in hellfire. Matt 5:22.
But no need to upset yourself about it Vinod. There's no such place as
Hell: It's just a story made up to frighten naughty children.
There is a place called hell. It is not a story. There is a literal place
called hell and either you realize here and now or you will when you will
reach there. But it will be too late when you are already there.

Thanks
Vinod
http://vinodisaac.com
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
2007-06-28 03:09:57 UTC
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BTW God has said...
...nothing. Your gawd is logically impossible according to its own "revealed
word".
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is so
horrible.
Aaah, the irony... you're too uneducated to form a simple sentence in your
own (I suppose) native language without a ludicrous error - as exemplified
above - but think (Ha!) that you have a right to criticize others'
language.

Hypocrisy, thy name is christiaNutty.

Feel insulted, dontcha? Tell you what - the insults start when the first
bullshit is told, especially when it's painfully obvious to anyone with
half a brain that the same bullshit has been told AND DEBUNKED a gazillion
times already.

In other words, YOU are the one hurling insults. We merely retaliate
accordingly.

Good job morontheist. You have successfully pissed off every thinking human
being in a 50 miles radius. Feel proud now? Didcha earn 10 extra
pie-in-the-sky points that way?
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...

My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
Doc Smartass
2007-06-28 03:35:25 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul
words to me and others in every single post?
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language
is so horrible.
Your bible on donkey dicks and horse cum:

Ezek. 23:20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the
flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

So your book was written by atheists?

Or maybe it's just gawd telling you to go fuck yourself.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939

Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
Nosterill
2007-06-28 12:45:10 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse? When you have been calling all kinds of foul words to
me and others in every single post?
BTW God has said.
Psa 53:1 The fool has said in his heart, "There is no God." They are
corrupt, and have done abominable iniquity; There is none who does good.
So according to God atheists are fools. No wonder why there language is so
horrible.
But since he/she/it is just ancient mythology, this has no relevance
to reality. I don't even know why you bothered to post this verse -
you must know that it has no meaning to us.
Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 14:41:59 UTC
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Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse?
The FAQ/charter of alt.atheism prohibits proselytizing.
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards,
witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling
from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical,
absurd and primitive stories, and you say that *we* are the
ones that need help?" - Jon Stoll
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 14:50:33 UTC
Permalink
On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:41:59 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse?
Apparently the sociopathic moron really is this stupid.

He'd tell a racist black joke in a black bar and pretend not to
understand why they rearranged his face for it.
Post by Mark K. Bilbo
The FAQ/charter of alt.atheism prohibits proselytizing.
It wasn't prosetylising.

It was unprovoked, in-our-face nastiness little different than the Ku
Klux Klan burning crosses outside black homes.
Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 15:06:20 UTC
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Post by Christopher A.Lee
Post by Mark K. Bilbo
Post by Vinod
Post by Christopher A.Lee
psychopath's true colours to come uot.
Why it was an abuse?
Apparently the sociopathic moron really is this stupid.
He'd tell a racist black joke in a black bar and pretend not to
understand why they rearranged his face for it.
Post by Mark K. Bilbo
The FAQ/charter of alt.atheism prohibits proselytizing.
It wasn't prosetylising.
It was unprovoked, in-our-face nastiness little different than the Ku
Klux Klan burning crosses outside black homes.
These are not necessarily mutually exclusive categories...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
Enkidu
2007-06-27 21:21:13 UTC
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Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
Yeah we've heard that one before. . . several times a year, and each
Bible thumper thinks it's his own unique find.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA




Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to
be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition.
-- Isaac Asimov (attributed: source unknown)
Michael Gray
2007-06-27 22:46:22 UTC
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You are certifiable, certainly a sociopath, probably a psychopath.
You are doubtless a Christian, (although that goes without saying).

Get help before you go on a shooting rampage.

--
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-27 23:04:31 UTC
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On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:16:22 +0930, Michael Gray
Post by Michael Gray
You are certifiable, certainly a sociopath, probably a psychopath.
You are doubtless a Christian, (although that goes without saying).
Get help before you go on a shooting rampage.
It's amazing how many of them show their true colours as cowardly,
psychopathic bullies doing borderline hate crimes.
Michael Gray
2007-06-28 07:31:10 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 19:04:31 -0400, Christopher A.Lee
Post by Christopher A.Lee
On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:16:22 +0930, Michael Gray
Post by Michael Gray
You are certifiable, certainly a sociopath, probably a psychopath.
You are doubtless a Christian, (although that goes without saying).
Get help before you go on a shooting rampage.
It's amazing how many of them show their true colours as cowardly,
psychopathic bullies doing borderline hate crimes.
Borderline?
He is well into full-on atheist hate-crime already.

--
Pastor Frank
2007-06-28 10:38:59 UTC
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Post by Michael Gray
You are certifiable, certainly a sociopath, probably a psychopath.
You are doubtless a Christian, (although that goes without saying).
Get help before you go on a shooting rampage.
Wrong way around!!! It's atheists who want religious freedom eliminated,
Christianity banned and Christians persecuted, ...as a very long list of
Christian martyrs can testify. We will just keep on praising and glorifying
Jesus Christ and none of you screeching lies, curses and abuse can stop us.
--
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Uncle Vic
2007-06-27 23:02:05 UTC
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Vinod wrote:

<racist slime snipped>

And next you'll be posting some nigger jokes in an African American NG,
right bigot? Your kind makes me want to throw up.

--

Uncle Vic
2011
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 02:05:41 UTC
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Post by Uncle Vic
<racist slime snipped>
And next you'll be posting some nigger jokes in an African American NG,
right bigot? Your kind makes me want to throw up.
He'll do it in a black bar in Harlem, East Palo Alto or Watts.

And whine about his mistreatment when his face is rearranged.
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim
2007-06-27 23:02:13 UTC
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instead she's going to worship a MASS-MURDERING, CHILD-KILLING COLD-HEARTED
BASTARD sky pixie that MURDERS people with tsunamis, floods, hurriacnes,
etc.

christians are the real morons.
Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
2007-06-27 23:42:01 UTC
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Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her
class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if
they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to
be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not
gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to
be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
It's funny how the superstitionists are always promoting their rules then
completely ignore them. We are told that even the Christian brand of
superstition frowns on bearing false witness. If you are trying to show
that your religion consists of a bunch of dishonest liars then you are
doing a superb job.


Klazmon.

<SNIP>
Pastor Frank
2007-06-28 11:13:56 UTC
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Post by Llanzlan Klazmon the 15th
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her
class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if
they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to
be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not
gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to
be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
It's funny how the superstitionists are always promoting their rules then
completely ignore them. We are told that even the Christian brand of
superstition frowns on bearing false witness. If you are trying to show
that your religion consists of a bunch of dishonest liars then you are
doing a superb job.
Klazmon.
No. It shows how atheists are shoving their atheism down the throats of
our kids in our schools, paid for by mostly Christian taxes. But we are not
worried, for Jesus Christ will always win over His detractors, and His name
be praised for ever more!!!!
--
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John Baker
2007-06-28 00:11:49 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 15:29:23 -0500, "Vinod" <***@jasminecorp.net>
wrote:

I'd advise you to buy some earplugs, son. If any more of your brain
matter leaks out, you won't even be able to feed yourself without
help.
Doc Smartass
2007-06-28 00:20:44 UTC
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Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
So you got the asshole virus. Congratulations.

Yermom's funnier than that joke.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939

Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
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Richo
2007-06-28 01:40:44 UTC
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Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
There is a lot of hate filled bigotry on the 'net.
I don't endorse or spread it.

Mark.
Michelle Malkin
2007-06-28 01:58:45 UTC
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Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
That's about the ten thousandth time this piece of
trash has been posted by a rude and vicious
Christian in alt.atheism. You aren't even original.
Plus, you didn't credit the idiot who actually
wrote it. That makes you a plagiarist.
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
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When fascism comes to America, it will be
wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross -
Sinclair Lewis
Jesrael Sarandanon
2007-06-28 03:00:44 UTC
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Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
As a Christian I have to ask a question about this story.

Where in the Bible does it tell me to mock others beliefs?

If you choose to sling mud then you accomplish two things. You get your
hands dirty, and you loose a lot of ground.

Discuss God with respect, love, and patience. Isn't that what he did for
you?

Jesrael Sarandanon
Christopher A.Lee
2007-06-28 03:06:38 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:00:44 -0700, Jesrael Sarandanon
Post by Jesrael Sarandanon
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
As a Christian I have to ask a question about this story.
The biggest one being that it is only Christian teachers who do that.
For example thee recent case in Kearney NJ.
Post by Jesrael Sarandanon
Where in the Bible does it tell me to mock others beliefs?
If you choose to sling mud then you accomplish two things. You get your
hands dirty, and you loose a lot of ground.
Discuss God with respect, love, and patience. Isn't that what he did for
you?
It is impossible for Christians to do that with non-Christians.

If either of you think about it you will realise why.

Because you are utterly convinced that pixies are real and that we are
unreasonable for not believing that.

Because you can't grasp the difference between not believing in
pixies, and not believing in the planet Earth.

Because you are incapable of grasping others who treat it as "just
somebody else's religious belief and so what?".

Which you have to accept especially when you put yourself in their
space

Because you haven't the courtesy or common sense to not to beg the
question.

Which is extremely disrespectful because you bring up the subject with
those who don't believe as you do, yet talk at them as though they
did.

After you have put yourself in their space.
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Jesrael Sarandanon
Kate
2007-06-28 14:36:02 UTC
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On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 20:00:44 -0700, Jesrael Sarandanon
Post by Jesrael Sarandanon
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class
of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are
atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like
their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy
why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and
my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be
then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
As a Christian I have to ask a question about this story.
Where in the Bible does it tell me to mock others beliefs?
If you choose to sling mud then you accomplish two things. You get your
hands dirty, and you loose a lot of ground.
Discuss God with respect, love, and patience. Isn't that what he did for
you?
Jesrael Sarandanon
What's worse is to make up stories about things they supposedly do,
but have never done.

That's all I ever see. Made up stories to shore up beliefs that
misrepresent those you are talking about.

The mocking isn't as nearly as serious as the constant lies. I see no
ethics in theists. But I don't know why that surprises me. You base
your morality on a lie to yourself.
Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 14:47:21 UTC
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Post by Jesrael Sarandanon
Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her
class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if
they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting
to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not
gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to
be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a
Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you
be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
As a Christian I have to ask a question about this story.
Where in the Bible does it tell me to mock others beliefs?
If you choose to sling mud then you accomplish two things. You get your
hands dirty, and you loose a lot of ground.
Discuss God with respect, love, and patience. Isn't that what he did
for you?
Jesrael Sarandanon
Well, good for you!

It's so rare to see a Christian actually speak up against these vicious
little trolls (who make Chrisitanity look seriously bad mind you).
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards,
witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling
from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical,
absurd and primitive stories, and you say that *we* are the
ones that need help?" - Jon Stoll
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian
2007-06-28 03:15:52 UTC
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Ah yes. Slander. Right up with threats of Heeeeeeeellfire (TM) the preferred
tool of the morontheist who has given up on trying to appear reasonable.
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...

My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
Mark K. Bilbo
2007-06-28 14:37:59 UTC
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Post by Vinod
I picked it up from internet.
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her
class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if
they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to
be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy
fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not
gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to
be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian,
and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you
be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
Oh. My. That was <yawn> so funny I...

Anything good on TV?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
------------------------------------------------------------
"You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards,
witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling
from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical,
absurd and primitive stories, and you say that *we* are the
ones that need help?" - Jon Stoll
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